I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times Mug – 11 oz

You know that look — cool as a cucumber on the outside, but on the inside? Pure poultry pandemonium. 🐓💥 This mug is for everyone who's ever had to smile politely while mentally going full barnyard on someone. We see you. We ARE you.

Start every morning with a mug that truly gets you — because some days, you're just one rude comment away from the peck heard 'round the world. 😂

☕ Product Details

☕ 11 oz white ceramic mug — the perfect size for plotting your morning agenda
🎨 Full-wrap sublimation print — vivid, bold colors that won't fade or peel
🐓 Wild-eyed angry rooster design — he knows what you did
🚫 Not dishwasher safe — hand wash only to keep those colors cluckin' bright
🇺🇸 Proudly handmade in the USA — crafted one at a time right here at Grammy's Krafty Krafts
⏱️ Made to order — ships within 2–3 business days

🎁 Perfect For

🎂 Birthdays — for the friend who has the patience of a saint... most of the time
🎄 Christmas — guaranteed to be the most-talked-about gift under the tree
🤣 Coworker gifts — because HR doesn't need to know about the peck list
🏆 Just Because — because some days the rooster energy is REAL

⭐ Made in the USA · Handmade to order · Ships in 2–3 business days